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Post by JasoninEssex on Jul 21, 2013 8:25:57 GMT
The Uttabull Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 is ready for entrants! come and join the Classic League with this code: 276626-73382 New for this season you can also join the 'Sorry Mum' head to head League with this code: 276626-73480 Head to head league works by one team facing of against another team our league (eg Jason Vs Liam) and the team with the highest points earns three points and one for a draw. And please if you like join both leagues or just join classic or vice versa, its totally up to you. Any questions please ask or look on the fantasy premier league website! fantasy.premierleague.com/
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Post by Liam on Jul 21, 2013 19:56:27 GMT
Have you seen the random in the head to head? he has by the looks of things searched for utta and found us....
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Aug 13, 2013 0:57:46 GMT
The Gas are gassed up and ready to go. Obviously, what was missing in the past was a lack of early season studies of his footballers. Hence, I will be attending my first Premier League match next Sunday at Selhurst Park. I may even shoot some performance enhancing drugs into the butt of Bale via blow dart. If anyone on the 'real' island would like a drink with the Haitian, I'll be there Sitorday through Tuesday morn until I move on to Paris where I plan to golfcart jack Liam's sister to gain free entry into Disney.
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Post by Liam on Aug 13, 2013 11:46:09 GMT
Good luck with that! lol - and enjoy your game!
oh and you have no chance this year sunshine, I have the perfect winning team!
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Aug 14, 2013 15:01:01 GMT
Sunshine?
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Aug 14, 2013 15:01:34 GMT
Winning team? You can't even get your avatar to work!
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Post by Liam on Aug 15, 2013 7:31:52 GMT
Yes, Sunshine. as for my avatar.... did you not consider that is SUPPOSED to be a question mark??
Enough of the trash talk already, lets get this season started Ya'll
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Aug 17, 2013 2:26:21 GMT
It's football eve. The night when everyone regrets leaving that pussy Bale on their roster as well as the last time many of you will be near the Haitian at the top of our table. Good luck funnytalkers. You will NEED it.
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Post by bobinvegas on Aug 19, 2013 16:58:09 GMT
FFS I missed the first weekend by an hour. can't join the head to head. FML
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Aug 30, 2013 21:31:00 GMT
Mata is single-handedly, ruining my season. And now, he's gone. Time for the Haitian tear!
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Post by Liam on Aug 30, 2013 23:32:32 GMT
remember dude, Its a marathon not a snickers!
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Sept 3, 2013 18:40:07 GMT
The last participant who said that stopped running at the first water station.
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Post by Liam on Sept 4, 2013 16:42:25 GMT
give up now then.
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Sept 17, 2013 15:10:32 GMT
Wildcard played brilliantly and an interesting Captain pick is in the cards for the Gas. Go ahead...put that C next to van Persie...The Haitian dares you to.
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Post by Main Street Haitian on Jan 30, 2014 15:09:10 GMT
Watching the 2013/14 season slip away, the Haitian has made some dramatic moves to turn his abomination of a season around. Having spent a full fifteen minutes performing advanced scientific analysis, the much heralded coach of the Gas became officially gassed after exhausting his second wildcard. When asked as to why he chose to name his team "the Gas." The Haitian responded, "Though most think I was deftly alluding to either the Bristol Rovers or the aromatic bodily release, I chose to name the team Gas in memory of my lost brethren who were gassed by the Third Reich during WWII." Every time a goal is scored by the Eldershart Gas, Main Street has pledged to eat a bagel with smoked salmon to honor their prematurely shortened lives. BTW. Do you know why there are so few Jews in prison? Cause they always eat the lox.
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